Archive for September, 2006

A BBQ Shape…with the Lot

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Forgive the indulgence – this posting can’t be described as informative or even useful in any way….but I couldn’t resist!

So, as all serious programmers know, you need fuel when your churning out top-quality code. Salty, calorie-laden fuel! Some swear by pizza. Others are into chips. BBQ Shapes are my programming snack of choice. I love it when you get one that has a lot of the “topping” – that salty red powder that gives ‘em their flavour!

But you can have too much of a good thing. Tonight, I reached into the box and pulled out a handful of Shapes to find, well….this:

BBQ Shape with the lot

(I promise, the biscuit is not a setup, thats how it came out of the box, and that spice “stuff” is packed on there like cement!)

Wow. Next step is to put it up on EBay, right? Surely there’s people who’d pay good money for that sort of “flavour explosion”! :)

My life as a Power Tyrant…

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

Somewhere, sometime, without even realising it, I crossed the line into “Power Tyrant”. Not a tyrant who is a fan of time management, personal productivity and “getting things done”, you understand – more one of those people who always has one metaphorical eye on the electrical meter.

Part of the blame (or thanks?) has to go to the centameter – a device telling you your current household power consumption, which I’ve blogged about before. The old adage “out of sight, out of mind” was never truer than for electricity consumption. I turn on the electric wall heater (I know, I know, don’t get me started), and the centameter tells me my power consumption has shot up from a modest 0.3 kW to a planet-destroying 5.9 kW. Eeeek!

But I’ve found the power tyrant lifestyle requires surprisingly few concessions. When I had the urge to make this blog entry, I fired up the laptop. Even when plugged in, it only uses 50 to 80 watts or so. In the past I would have fired up my high-powered “beast” PC – gigs of RAM, masses of harddrive, and around 200 watts of awesome processing power….none of which is needed when typing in a few paragraphs of text into a blog!

Never one for self-sacrifice, I still use my planet destroying electric heater (I live in Canberra after all – anyone who knows Canberra will understand the heating requirements!). But the heater no longer gets turned on by reflex just because I’ve walked in the door after work. I come home, I get changed into reasonably warm clothes, look at the temperature guage and actually think about whether I’m cold. And whether, perhaps, a pair of daggy slippers wouldn’t do the job just as well!

There are other examples too – like not filling my 8 cup kettle to the brim to boil water for one cup of tea. Or, after my centameter smugly pointed out my climate-change-inducing 3.8kW power draw when the hot water heater goes on, making sure my washing machine was doing cold washes. All easy stuff, and requires next to no lifestyle-sacrificing either!

There’s no rocket science, obviously. And (having undeservedly acquired the “hippie” nickname at work much earlier ;) ), I was already aware of all these little power-saving tips. But its amazing what incentive you have to improve when there’s a little white digital meter metaphorically tsk-tsking at you from the kitchen bench.